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"I made pancakes for breakfast, mom!"

The daughter who's wearing the shirt with chocolate stains on it

The brand-new remote that won't bring up the ReplayTV channel guide

The stack of papers that someone just left on the chair

The oatmeal bowl that's been sitting there since the morning

The fact that this blog posts in Seattle time, not New York time

The sock AND boxers that got left in the living room

That mess of wires under the table in the living room

The fact that Twizzlers exist

The hot water that someone left running

The kid who won't get dressed for school even though he has lots of clean clothes, because he only wants this one pair of pants but it's dirty

The fridge door that someone left open last night

The sock that got left in the drawing room

The armcaps don't stay on and people just leave them

The breakfast room table that we're supposed to be able to eat off of

Oatmeal packet that missed the trash

Incessant barking

A shirt that's not tucked in, and it just looks sloppy

The phone that's ringing but can't be found

All those power cords in the pantry

Some kind of a sticker or something on the sink

Spilled sugar that no one cleaned up